Fake Dad Bod Is Really A Bag For Junk Food

I Made A Dadbag For People Who Want A Dad Bod Without Eating Junk Food
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Dad Bod Junk Food Bag

Dad bod is not exactly something dads are clamoring to have.  While some people will say that women find men with dad bod attractive for a number of reasons, most dads will tell you they wish to be lean and tastefully muscular.  Despite this, someone has made the dadbod into a work of functional art.

“The Derek”, which looks awfully familiar, especially the day after eating too much pizza and cake at ChuckEcheese birthday parties.  “The Sherman” resembles the wild and untamed belly hair of a few outdoorsmen I know who wear their dadbod as a true badge of honor and display it proudly.  

Who would have thought? While many dads wish they could get rid of their excess belly fat, one man has captured the beauty of sacrificing personal fitness for time with the family.  This bag pays homage to all the dads who put tea parties, soccer practice, and dance recitals before their bellies.

I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel […]

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